The World’s Ten Best and Worst Lovers

[power_gamer_6]

So where should you book your room? Well it’s no surprise that those countries speaking the language of love also practice it well, too: Spain, Brazil, Italy, and France claim the top four slots on the World’s Best Lovers list. Surprisingly, Ireland rounds out the top five. Hmmmm ... perhaps it’s the Guinness?

World's Worst Lovers:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

World’s Best Lovers:
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

All this LoveBuzzer can attest to is that the Italians definitely earn their place above France. Why it’s been called the “French Kiss” and not the “Italian Kiss” is something she’ll never understand. Australians are pretty great, too.

Readers, do you agree? What’s your experience?

LOVE SAUCE (bow chicka bow wow)
DISCUSS, all you savages whose countries did not make it into the top 10!

[BadpcGuy]

Oh look. Italians and Canadians are both on the "Best Lovers" list.

I wonder why you posted this.

It must be an error and messed it up with America.

[hobolord]

Australia is number 7.

[cyber7chink]

Eh I go by zodiacs and not by culture.

Rabbit/Aquarius- decent lover... great baby factory

[Thas]

Oh well, spose I'm quite neutral then. Lol'd at Sweden tho.

[Speed]

We'll dominate y'all!

[Reefer Madness]

Aries are Firery lovers and good in bed, and our plant is hemp. Nuff said.

[maoc389]

something has to be said about china's ridiculous population growth.

i mean, if we weren't good lovers, then why do we have a ridiculous amount of babies? there must be a reason she keeps popping em out.

[Urahara]

something has to be said about china's ridiculous population growth.

i mean, if we weren't good lovers, then why do we have a ridiculous amount of babies? there must be a reason she keeps popping em out.

I told ya bro, this thing is racist.

[Peter Griffin]

its true im sweaty

[Paladin Catling]

Germans are too smelly? That makes no sense.

[SR-71]

...high levels of **** detected...

[Imepime]

Aries are Firery lovers and good in bed, and our plant is hemp. Nuff said.

This. +1 for Aries.

[bonneau_14]

It must be an error and messed it up with America.

Hah. You're sadly mistaken.

Canada breeds hockey players and hot women.

America breeds obesity. HEHE I'M TOO MUCH OF AN IDIOT TO PUT THE KFC DOWN AND WALK SOMEWHERE.

I think french is the most romantic language so France should be on top of the list.

BTW, I'm not french.

It can be a very nice language to listen to, but some things can't be said without sounding rancid. I'm sure English sounds like trash to everyone who doesn't speak it.

[supe]

NO asians?!?!? Well i'm half spanish/filipino and grew up in canada. hahah

[SourChicken]

Scottland isn't even a real country, you are an english man in a dress!

...
Scotland is a country.
And English/Scottish people are nothing alike.

[Groteske]

I'm moving to Holland....to be DOMINATED!

[Darc]

On one hand i'm sad Portugal isn't on the list.

Then again I am half spanish ;D

[Starkler]

Yay, Canadians on best lovers list ftw.