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    Default Axe body-spray

    If I hear one more person say "Double pits to chesty." one more time I am going to neuter these so called men (actually nerds) that use this shitty product.

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    axe is good for drunken party tricks with lighters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowsworn View Post
    axe is good for drunken party tricks with lighters.
    And firing potato cannons.

    But these lame *** ball jokes and so called real men games are so stupid. It's like Burger King trying to get adults to eat at BK with their shitty commercials.

    Old Spice > Axe
    MD > BK

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    Old Spice is for real men

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    I used to use axe and tag, but since I found out Designer Imposters made an impostor Curve for men I got it. Women seem to like it a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedWraithQueen View Post
    In all honest, Axe smells freaking horrible. I could never see how guys or even other females see that as omgsexy.
    I just think "It smells like something that died and then was dipped in a large amount of rubbing alcohol."
    You smell like alcoholic roadkill!
    first time i used axe i smelt it and was ko'd that thing smells horrible. luckily i was home alone when i was ko'd

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    chicks think i smell good when i use it

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    Pull & Bear here.

    I also have some stuff from A&F that smells decent.


    I'll use a little axe if I'm just going to work on my car or whatever and don't want to smell like a hamster, being that I might have to run to the store for something.

    But yeah, it get's a little outrageous when people smell like they've just bathed in the stuff. Although, that's any fragrance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hizumi View Post
    chicks think i smell good when i use it
    you know it cause axe is a.......

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    I prefer my own scent, as does every girl I've ever been with.
    Tom's natural deodorant + the way I naturally smell = the shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarchoftheBlackLions View Post




    Pull & Bear here.

    I also have some stuff from A&F that smells decent.


    I'll use a little axe if I'm just going to work on my car or whatever and don't want to smell like a hamster, being that I might have to run to the store for something.

    But yeah, it get's a little outrageous when people smell like they've just bathed in the stuff. Although, that's any fragrance.
    Truth, axe is just the easiest to ***** at. Even the most expensive cologne can skull**** your nose.

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    It's not like good body odor is going to make up for having an unattractive personality, or a bad body odor is going to make a girl not like you even if you have charming/attractive personality.

    But I use Dove deoderant (which isn't like DEODERANT THAT IS A COLOGNE but is more like DEODERANT THAT YEAH, ACTUALLY REDUCES YR BODY ODOR) and Old Spice body wash.

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    Have you guys tried Axe Music? Smells pretty classy...to me

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    Never used it myself. Know a few kids that bathe in it though, so strong it gives me a headache. Only spray I've ever used was some stuff from A&F I got as a gift. Smelled pretty good.

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    Axe Twist.. It smells really nice and not strong as the other ones.

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    I use Axe spray sometimes, but just a little bit. The deoderant is pretty kickass though, lasts a long time.

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    they make some neat flames.

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    I like the dry ones. I hate that spray shit, it just chokes you for like 20 minutes from its aweful fumes and then doesn't smell at all anymore.

    The dry ones stop sweat like theres no tomorrow though.

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    I used to use Axe, but then my body apparently built up resistance to it, and it failed catastrophically one day.

    Since then I alternate between Right Guard and Old Spice.

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    Axe is pretty good.

    You guys probably just had awful scents before like the plain musk one, OH GOD smells so bad. And the Instinct one, urgh.... A little bit of chocolate one or my personal favourite Vice is just right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darc View Post
    Axe is pretty good.

    You guys probably just had awful scents before like the plain musk one, OH GOD smells so bad. And the Instinct one, urgh.... A little bit of chocolate one or my personal favourite Vice is just right.
    I like Essence quite a bit. Agree with you on that musk one, smells god awful. I've yet to meet a person that uses it.

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    I don't wear my femaley cologne unless I'm going out on like an important date..Meeing GF's rents' etc.

    Normally just some addidas cologne(Yes addidas has cologne..smells REALLY good. Not like third date material, but it's nice)

    who use axe as..Deodarant ? The wet sht aint deo..I don't like the dry stuff, it doesen't prevent your scent rather masks it with their horrible one. Rather like dove, or some female girly deodorant because they're meant to stop B.O instead of making you smell fancy -,-

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    Quote Originally Posted by EpicPhail View Post
    I don't wear my femaley cologne unless I'm going out on like an important date..Meeing GF's rents' etc.

    Normally just some addidas cologne(Yes addidas has cologne..smells REALLY good. Not like third date material, but it's nice)

    who use axe as..Deodarant ? The wet sht aint deo..I don't like the dry stuff, it doesen't prevent your scent rather masks it with their horrible one. Rather like dove, or some female girly deodorant because they're meant to stop B.O instead of making you smell fancy -,-
    Well, I use Dove soap; the ladies dig it and such.

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    inbefore Sword body-spray

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