True Confessions of an Asshole

[Paladin Catling]

You guys don't deserve a happy ending.

[Oisterman]

ily Oister. <3

Haha <3 ain't nothin' but a G thing.

[Froob]

i tried to overcome being gay by going to a support group, didn't turn out well

so here i am, still gay

[Raiyne]

I thought this thread would consist of monologues written from the point of an actual asshole.

I am disappoint.

[H4wkeye]

Here's a solution to your support group problems: Blast them with piss.

[Xenonight2]

I have an exam Tuesday.

[Danuve]

I have an exam Tuesday.

What kind of exam the fun kind involving a glove or the boring kind involving a paper?

[Xenonight2]

Essay exam.

[Darc]

This is a weird thread alright.

[Cloud13]

I thought this thread would consist of monologues written from the point of an actual asshole.

I am disappoint.

Dear diary:

Today was the typical routine. I woke up in darkness, like I'm under some huge sheets or something. Then things got light, but like it always does when that happens, it started raining pretty hard. After I dried, things got pretty dark again. Not too much was going down for a while, I got a little gassy, but no big. My life is so boring. Then I got that rumbling feeling in my insides; I got to the loo and let 'er rip. A little while later it was bed time. MLIA

[gratscorpio]

Dear diary:

I woke up this morning and now my dorm room has 4 extra chairs in it, and no one can explain where they came from. Though the storage bin for the donation in the back of the community center was broken into...**** my life.



scorpio

[cody331]

Dear diary,
Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You' and 'Rip Apart My Soul' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab'. And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either; like that guy from that band could do, some days you know...