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Hey Ya!
Reputation: 424Hello Emergency Services. What service do you require?
Reputation: 62I got my penis stuck in the cookie jar.
Please help.
Hey Ya!
Reputation: 424Right. Is there anyone there with you?
Reputation: 424We wouldn't usually send an ambulance for this kind of situation. But, as it is particularly sensitive and you are at risk of injury if you are, indeed, stuck, we will send paramedics to your address. Where are you currently?