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  1. 10-15-2010, 01:28 PM #1
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    Default 999.

    <- 999.10char


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    Hello Emergency Services. What service do you require?
  3. 10-15-2010, 01:29 PM #3
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    I got my penis stuck in the cookie jar.

    Please help.


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  4. 10-15-2010, 01:30 PM #4
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    Right. Is there anyone there with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murxidon View Post
    Right. Is there anyone there with you?
    No. but i have 10 minutes till my mother comes home please hurry she can not see this!


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    We wouldn't usually send an ambulance for this kind of situation. But, as it is particularly sensitive and you are at risk of injury if you are, indeed, stuck, we will send paramedics to your address. Where are you currently?
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    South of azeroth.


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    oops did i break the trend? my bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiger1526 View Post
    oops did i break the trend? my bad
    /ignore10char


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    Oh hi son, how was your...

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    *drops new cookie jar and faints*


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    second mom walks in trying to hide third cookie jar stuck on left boob
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    third mom walks in and puts another cookie jar on the second moms other boob

    Quote Originally Posted by zaberisk2 View Post
    also, bodybuilders donīt eat healthy
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    divides by zero
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