so my friend just text'd me

[Cloud13]

ITT: Everyone carefully selects or makes up a text message that makes them appear cool/popular/nonchalant.

Mine was legit.

"Hi from Orange. From time to time we may contact you about new services or offers, if you'd rather we didn't, just call 450. See orange.co.uk/services for details"

FML, I have no friends

Rofl.