Get clip on earrings and wear them. Then when they see you with them on and are pissed, pop them off and be like "LOL JK GUYS!" that will distract them from looking for holes in your ears for a few days.
That, or just dig a crazy tunnel. I don't know how it would help, but it would sure be cool.
Edit: I literally lol'd at one point while I was reading this thread.
