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    Wink Game Better Than Sex?

    A recent contest held by Dragon's Call official(http://dc.gamedp.com) shows some interesting views about the game and sex. Many players intended to compare the game - Dragon's Call with their girlfriend and wrote a funny joke about it.

    Actually, game and sex are not two comparable topics, but it's pretty understandable for young adults to get everything related to sex during the adolescence. (Most young adults, especially male, have a sex impulse in every 30 minutes according to science research and personal experience.) A creative event theme would certainly call out their imagination and creativity in this aspect, just like this contest called "You know you've played too much Dragons Call when...” Players only need to scan the memories in their gaming life and complete this sentence to depict a real situation or a joke. So there we go, a player named Mammotherection wrote - You know you've played too much Dragons Call when...you say "One sec, Running Instances with my new apprentice" when your girlfriend is already naked in bed.
    Game or Sex?

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    What is sex?

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    Game is better almost always. Plus, it's cheaper too. A game that even costs $50 gives hours and hours of fun when sex is like $150 per hour.

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    Sex is boring to tell you the truth lol.

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    ITT:

    virgins

    Quote Originally Posted by zaberisk2 View Post
    also, bodybuilders don´t eat healthy

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    Sex is a game.

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    Everything older than 15 is too old >,> wasn't me
    Some Stories Are Just Way Better In My Head!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jermatoo View Post
    QFT

    Personally, I prefer Sex than a nice Raid run in WoW afterwards.

    Also, nothing calms the nerves like a nice sloppy BJ when some douchebag is trying to make you rage.
    couldnt of said it better. in the morning, at lunch, at night....

    only thing that comes close to sex is football (soccer for you americans). Nothing stimulates and excites me as much as my girlfriend, but watching chelsea fc play in the champions league finals or watching England play in international competitions...

    its a different thrill but still, gaming is just a time waster with no end result.

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    I just have to post in this thread.

    SEX > GAMES

    Bye.

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    Don't know about you guys, but I'll take female contact over any game. It doesn't need to be sex, as long as it isn't 'KILL THAY FAACKING MOB ALREADY!!! USE HEAAAAAAAAL' blabalbla.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaadis View Post
    Hmmmm... I wonder how many of you have relationships with your hands. A game over sex? Honestly?

    Your all high or virgins.
    Or divorced like me and has to pay spousal support.

    EDIT: Oh, and not so much my hand, but I do advocate the use of prostitutes. You don't have to pay them alimony later and you know up front how much money it's going to cost. With a girlfriend, you spend thousands on dinners, vacations, "loans", and their makeup needs. With a prostitute it's $150 usually, they look like they fell out of a magazine, and they're not calling you constantly later "dropping by" your house uninvited.

    Some of you guys can have your girlfriends and wives and "companionship" (WTF?) all you want. Not for me. I've actually got a few I would like taken off my hands to tell you the truth. They won't leave me alone. I'm not the companion type of guy. That's for some of you soft types, which is fine, but just not for me. Once you've done it a thousand times, what more can you do to it, know what I'm saying?

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    Sex is only good while you are doing it, but afterwards you wonder what was the point of all that silly movement and weird faces while you were having an orgasm.

    You get no epic items or quest completions or exp to show for it.

    My $0.02.

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    if a girl wants sex....all u gotta do is go AFK for 5 then come on back to the game lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneakit View Post
    ONRPG is the worst place to ask people for their opinions on sex.
    http://www.dailystrength.org/c/Abstinence/forum

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    Sex is totally overrated. Most of you just think it's the best thing ever because you're actually getting some. The novelty doesn't last forever.

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    Well, let's put it this way. I came watching some epic video game trailer faster than watching porn.

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    Sex is way healthier than games... ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by poeticas View Post
    companionship? Group , party raid ! :O lets kill that lich king ! :O c'mon comrades !
    Tushay!

    seriously though nothing is more fun then rollin around in bed
    with the woman you love......or bought for a quickie *smirks*

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    Quote Originally Posted by chili01 View Post
    Well, let's put it this way. I came watching some epic video game trailer faster than watching porn.
    thanks for showing us all u fail in life, still dont compare sex to porn!

    Quote Originally Posted by LA Snow View Post
    This.

    Once you've done all you can do and done that over and over, it really gets repetitive. Sex for half an hour and then what? Just watch TV and look at each other all day?

    I'm all into people's enjoyment, so if sex is a real big thing then hey, I can't fault anyone for that. I will go out on a limb though and say that most of those people haven't really done a lot of things in that regard, so that's why they enjoy it so much compared to other things. Same thing with married people. Anyone married less than 4 years raves about it like they love it. People married for 10 years answer "Oh. Yeah... my wife... Yeah she's alright..." and that's putting it nicely. The real story is they turn that corner and pray that her car is not in the driveway when they come home so they can get a minute to themselves. Women are that way too. Know how many women I've talked to that have been with a boyfriend of husband for 3 years and they stopped loving him about 18 months ago?

    I've been with women, in the bedroom even, and the phone rings. She answers and says she's at a girlfriend's house and that she'll be home later. Just flat out lie and then hang up and say "Sorry, that was my boyfriend. I'm so sick of him." I say "What are you doing with him still if you're sick of him?" They say "Well, you know, he's okay for now, I guess...". They'll just flat out lie on the phone and not even flinch.

    I mean jesus, I feel bad for that dude. Probably really wants to see her and she's screwing around with me instead. I'm not his girlfriend though, so it doesn't affect me, but don't ask me to be exclusive with her or doing anything outside of the motel trips.
    don't be an idiot.. u can do it for 50 years and believe what i say... there is still lots of new things to try.. LOTS OF THEM! lol still i agree sex with diferent ppl ftw

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    Okay, I'm going to break it down for you all.....

    Video games vs Sex....Heres how it goes people, you bang your chick, smashin it for about 45m, you blow a load, shes happy so you dont get a headache from her later, being that shes your girl, or if shes not your girl you smash it, blow load, and now have a sex partner for whenever your horny. Its great and all but NOTHING is accomplished, if its your girlfriend all it means is she will want to bang again and want to cuddle more, cuddling is gay, banging is alright but you dont accomplish nothin unless she gets preggos, in that case your just about ready to die. Now lets say that you smash a girl and she decides to let you know shes a week later on her period, see now your scared for the next 3 weeks for your life and almost want to outlaw sex in your life forever. But you get the relief whenever that call comes saying shes okay it came. Thats just sex though, its OKAY for the moment when your horny. Girlfriends however are hell, they ***** at you, then they love you, you buy her food and shit and listen to her STUPID problems, talking to her makes you feel like it goes nowhere, then after you smash it for a while you get sick of eachother, money goes missing, shit hits the fan, and a bunchve other random life events happen. In the BEST CASE SCENARIO you get a girlfriend, bang her all the time, get married, sit around for 5 years so you really finally see her true colors, end that shit move on and play a video game......

    Video games win.....

    Dont throw any true love and great compatibility BS my way on this post, if you feel that way Id like to know what reality you live in, sounds like a fairytale that those with no backbone go through and end up killing themselves later because their mind tells them there is a void of love to filll because their ooshie booshie broke up with them and being a girly dude, you cant cope with it and end up throwing your life down the pooper or simply killing yourself...

    Video games are way better than girls NO MATTER WHAT, at least I can play WoW for a month and sell my account for 400$, then steal it back. Welcome to reality....

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    Wow, this thread is going way too serious. It went from "what's better? Games or sex?" I didn't bother to look at the TL;DR because I just saw a wall of text, filled with nonsense about who did what drugs. Honestly, who cares?

    I like getting laid and playing video games. I do both. Hell, I've played video games while getting laid once. They both go hand in hand, 2 peas in a pod, white on rice, etc. They're on the same level of fun but sex just feels better, even if it's only for 45 minutes to an hour or however long you last.

    You hit it, quit it, hop on the vidya and chill.

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