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    Default Man Swallows Entire Bag of Cocaine

    Nothing special at all about this story, until you get a load of the mugshot photo. I choked on my drink



    When transporting drugs in your vehicle, remember to always signal. Otherwise you might end up like 18-year-old Art Taylor who, upon being pulled over for not signaling, freaked out and swallowed a bag of cocaine. His mugshot says it all.

    According to Framingham, Mass. police, they struggled with the teenager to stop him from swallowing a bag of white powder after they stopped him for a minor traffic offense.

    "He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it," said Police Spokesperson Ron Brandolini. "He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth."

    The officers were able to handcuff Talyor and remove him from the car, but not before swallowing what's believed to be cocaine. The suspected criminal was charged with assault and battery on a police officer, disorderly conduct, and not using a turn signal. It doesn't appear as if drug charges were brought upon him, which we guess makes his gambit kind of successful.

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    4chan will be all over this.

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    If i was home right now i would sooo photoshop him to look like Dr. Rockso with the Caption "I Do Cocaine!"

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    lol, that guy is like "I'm being arrested!"

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    Thats how Old Dirty died. RIP.

    Also - lol'd.

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    What a hero.

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    The reason they pulled him over for not using his turn signal was because he's black is my guess. Cops rarely pull anyone over for not using a turn signal.

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    He shouldn't have done the the crime, if he couldn't Blade the time.

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    Surely he didn't think his failure to signal would go undisputed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    The reason they pulled him over for not using his turn signal was because he's black is my guess. Cops rarely pull anyone over for not using a turn signal.
    Is this a joke? Thats a perfectly legit reason to pull someone over

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    Yes, it is a technically legit reason, but black people are pulled over more often than white people for minor traffic offenses. White people are rarely pulled over for missing a single dumb turn signal.

    And besides, who cares if he has cocaine on him? As long as he's using it and he's not harming anyone else as long as he isn't high as he's operating a car or dangerous machinery then there's nothing wrong with that.

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    Oh, very much so. Just sayin', 'cause I watch Cops pretty regularly, and they nail people left and right for turn signals.

    And then usually proceed to find a bunch of crack and heroin and a transvestite prostitute with a stolen unregistered gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Oh, very much so. Just sayin', 'cause I watch Cops pretty regularly, and they nail people left and right for turn signals.

    And then usually proceed to find a bunch of crack and heroin and a transvestite prostitute with a stolen unregistered gun.
    Are you trying to be sarcastic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin Catling View Post
    Are you trying to be sarcastic?
    Not sarcastic, but funny. I'm glad you see what I did thare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Oh, very much so. Just sayin', 'cause I watch Cops pretty regularly, and they nail people left and right for turn signals.

    And then usually proceed to find a bunch of crack and heroin and a transvestite prostitute with a stolen unregistered gun.
    Hey, that was Loric!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    Hey, that was Loric!
    I told schlim to give me my glock back before he took a ride with that drug lord. Now I'll never see Seņor Wesson again

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    Guys guys, these things just happen. Whilst he deserved to be pulled over, it was just hard luck that the cops caught him with cocaine weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    The reason they pulled him over for not using his turn signal was because he's black is my guess.
    Probably true. But in the US, the Supreme Court has said that as long as you're breaking some kind of law, it doesn't matter what the officer's real reason was. Tough luck for that guy, and people who drive red cars, or sports cars, or big vans that look like they could smuggle illegals, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by illgamez View Post
    hey wtf what is my pic doing there LOL JKJK
    Oh I thought you were serious but then you said JK so okay.

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