Death by Sex

[Urahara]

if you look at the guy, he's kinda ugly and fat. so not much of disturbing with the age gap. as far as i know that you can't claim life insurance by murder.

so he just feel like if he had just one necrophilia experience, he's life would be complete. something he would die for.

[Paladuck]

Story was hot until I read that the chick was 50.

[hotyman]

That's death by a gun, not sex.
I had larger hopes when I entered this thread.

[SnOwBunZz]

That's death by a gun, not sex.
I had larger hopes when I entered this thread.

Same.

I had death by asphyxiation in mind when I read the title.

[Thas]

death........by snoo snoo?

Exactly the first thing that came into my mind aswell.

[Claudedenja]

If I die having sex then I officially think that death is worth the risk. Sex is epic.

[Cingal]

I think we've all been there.

[thesimp]

how stupid... you remove the ammo before

[Drinko]

Well, at least it was a headshot...

[illgamez]

Holy shit I just noticed the age difference ROFL.

[Testeagle]

And I thought I was stretching it a bit with 8 years difference between me and missus.

[Boxxy]

Well, at least it was a headshot...

+rep from me

[bonneau_14]

And I thought I was stretching it a bit with 8 years difference between me and missus.

Nah. A 7 year age difference was the norm. 30 year old woman looks too old for 30 year old man.

[shadowsworn]

the title of this thread sounds like a name for an obnoxious hipster-ish ironically faux punk band. They would be like that offensively shit parody band The Eagles of Death Metal, only for punk.

it would sound something like this

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
DON'T WASH
I DON'T WORK
I DON'T GET ****ED
AT LEAST I CAN ****ING PLAY MY INSTRUMENT

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

OUT OF STEP WITH THE BYRDS

*IRONICALLY TERRIBLE BREAKDOWN*

GOD SAVE GEORGE BUSH

PLEASE BUY OUR BOUNTIFUL MERCHANDISE

[Speed]

And.. The.. Cougar is dead.



GG.
RIP.

[Xenonight2]

I dont know whats worse a 23 year old guy
screwing a 50 year old women
OR death the sentence.

What's wrong with their intercourse if it's consensual? I'll give you a hint: nothing.