As MotBL generally said.
Usually 5-7 minutes of standing with the shower head spraying my back, looking down at the tub and pondering. Then I sit down indian style, under the stream of water, this time facing the front of the shower for a few minutes pondering some more. Sometimes using the time to play with my hair, rub/itch my beard, play with my earrings. Then after about a total of 15 minutes doing these I stand back up and decide to get down to business. Hair first, then scrub my body. Washing both off at the same time.
Turn off shower, open curtain and often see that I forgot to get a towel.
