Test your rhyming skills.

[Lawliet1]

For fun,I'm looking for a formidable opponent to have a rhyme battle with.

No rules, Just make your lines rhyme.

Any contenders? Rep to anyone who participates.

also first person to post is the first i'm putting in a body bag! >

[Norrin Radd]

I suppose I'll show you how its done.

How many lines? You first, since its your challenge.

[Lawliet1]

I suppose I'll show you how its done.

How many lines? You first, since its your challenge.

Very well

Each diss will 2 be two liners.

I'll start.

Mr funny guy coming in my thread thinking he got me shook.

So when i pull the glocks out,Ima make this comic.....book!

[Norrin Radd]

Very well

Each diss will 2 be two liners.

I'll start.

Mr funny guy coming in my thread thinking he got me shook.

So when i pull the glocks out,Ima make this comic.....book!

Really...? Glocks? Probably never held a gun in your life. At least be realistic...this won't end well for you.

It's easy to act tough, but your rhyming's a failure.
It's just not convincing when you lack genitalia.

Your move, kid.

[Lawliet1]

Really...? Glocks? Probably never held a gun in your life. At least be realistic...this won't end well for you.

It's easy to act tough, but your rhyming's a failure.
It's just not convincing when you lack genitalia.

Your move, kid.

Fine,no more gun raps.

Your not superman because your raps are sub-par

You see Im the Shit,keep talking reckless and you'll be layin up an er!

[Norrin Radd]

You're terrible.

Listen, son. If you call out the best, you'll see Norrin.
Lil Wayne'll make it rain, but Radd leaves this kid pourin'.

Seriously though, that whole "Super" thing? Makes NO sense. Especially since you had to bold the text. It would have worked even LESS if you had to verbally rhyme it.

You're quite awful for someone talking like you're gonna put people in body bags. I expected better. If you can't bring anything with your next rhyme, I'll leave someone else to handle you.

[Lawliet1]

You can hate on my punchlines but i have real eyes.

So you need to realize that your raps are weak, they're just real lies!

[Norrin Radd]

Stealing now? Dude, you suck if I've finished you this quick.
As a matter of fact, I'll just say it all with this pic:



Now, out of my house and don't come back without better rhymes. I'm done. I'm not gonna battle a dude who steals his ideas from song titles because his own ones are utterly dreadful. If anyone with good rhymes wants to go at it, I'll check back in this thread from time to time.

[poeticas]

Sorry to interrupt you guys but Lawliet1 u are just re saying norrin words ... and adding ur own bold words and talking about what he raps about and about his rapping why won't u actually start doing the thing before norrin drops in with his super boomb and nails u down to this freaking board...

Try to improvise with your own freaking thoughts and not saying shit about others words ...
Talking about guns and killin when i think u never been in real fight for real ... :O

[Lawliet1]

You saying i suck is just filler and nonsense

You overcompensate your arrogance for lack of genuine confidence.

Body bags,whole first page,easy.

[hian]

Happy and sad, angry and mad.

bliss and sorrow are what await you tomorrow

So many adjectives to bolster my pride yet not one to adequately express how i feel inside.

hurting souls walk hand in hand side by side when frozen rain drops to remind them their still alive.

Since the day i departed from the belly of my mother.

I knew my mission was to ease the pain of another.

to quote da jay-z, "look what I made you do",
in the groove like me, you broke the rules too,

you upped your game, although if only by a little,
made some cute rhymes too, though senseless and brittle
easily erased by a coatsleeve and some spittle
you should learn to never write your feelings on a piece of broken glass,
you'll never convey your message with something substancless like gass,

if I could, I would, empart you with a final word of sound advice,
to stick to that which is non-abstract, the fact, the simple, and the nice.

[Professor Cena]

Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find
I try to reach for you but you have closed your mind.

What ever happened to our love? I wish I understood
It used to feel so nice, it used to be so good.

So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me S.O.S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me S.O.S.

When you're gone, how can I even try to go on?
When you're gone, well I try, how can I carry on?

You seem so far away but you are standing nearer
You make me feel alive but something died I fear

I really tried to make it out I wish I understood
What happened to our love, it used to be so good

So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me S.O.S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me S.O.S.

Awh honey i'm sorry but our marriage is dead
dead
dead
dead rhymes with dead if you haven't noticed
dead dead.
it's DEAD.

[Wormhole]

TBH you should all be embarrassed.

[Norrin Radd]

TBH you should all be embarrassed.

I'll bite, why?

Disclaimer: If it involves one of those generic, "Hip hop is all shit." arguments. I wouldn't bother.

[Lawliet1]

I'll bite, why?

Disclaimer: If it involves one of those generic, "Hip hop is all shit." arguments. I wouldn't bother.

You see,this is what i'm talking about.

Why would you give a **** if he thinks we should be embarrassed? It's the lounge,you do realize that right? Half of the threads here are for imaginative entertainment.

It makes you come off as insecure,but i guess getting your *** kicked everyday as a school kid would screw with ones psyche.

[Norrin Radd]

You see,this is what i'm talking about.

Why would you give a **** if he thinks we should be embarrassed? It's the lounge,you do realize that right? Half of the threads here are for imaginative entertainment.

It makes you come off as insecure,but i guess getting your *** kicked everyday as a school kid would screw with ones psyche.

I don't care that he does. I'm curious as to why. That's allowed.

Was there any need for that last comment? Who are you trying to convince, me or you? You acted like you could rhyme well enough to beat anyone here, you can barely spell. Live and learn. Why do YOU care so much about what I say?

[TaikoxKashi]

imma good rapper,

imma put my dick straight up in ya crapper

[Starkler]

Lul, seriously?

[Neil]

Both of you need to chill out.

Norrin, stop patronising other members. It's a forum game and your confrontational, you've-got-nothing-on-me approach to this thread was irritating. This could have been a fun idea but both of you ruined it completely. Lawliet, one more infraction and you'll automatically receive a temporary ban. Cool it down.