I got my a** beat by an oompa loompa

[Cain]

Something I thought would be hilarious to share happened when i was a junior in high school. The drama department was doing their rendition of Willy Wonka. They actually found midgets to play the Oompas and i was filming the production for the school. anyway, i pissed off one of them with a mini-me joke and he snapped and beat me like i owed him money.

[ArucardX]

That's so wrong in so many way. heh

[Cain]

yeah, but unfortunatly those little bastards can fight

[Zer0Force]

yeah, but unfortunatly those little bastards can fight

You coulda I dont know....held him back with you big toe.

[Cain]

just think of where their strike zone ends up and you'll understand more. Plus my jackass of friend tried to go WWF on his *** and ended up hitting ME with the chair...Stitches are fun.

[Zer0Force]

just think of where their strike zone ends up and you'll understand more. Plus my jackass of friend tried to go WWF on his *** and ended up hitting ME with the chair...Stitches are fun.

See...now i dont belive you.

[ryugu]

"those" little bastards.. Theyre people too, what you are saying is borderline discrimination.

[ChicaQueenOfWarGames]

That was a very bad thing you did.
I'm still trying to figure out how he beat your @ss. Hmm.
Next time keep those kind of comments when your alone with your friends, estupido.

[Vesper]

"those" little bastards.. Theyre people too, what you are saying is borderline discrimination.

Says the guy with the anti-emo avatar.

[ryugu]

Says the guy with the anti-emo avatar.

Lol sorry a trend isnt a person.

[Zer0Force]

Something I thought would be hilarious to share happened when i was a junior in high school. The drama department was doing their rendition of Willy Wonka. They actually found midgets to play the Oompas and i was filming the production for the school. anyway, i pissed off one of them with a mini-me joke and he snapped and beat me like i owed him money.

Dude...how the hell did you get beat up by a short guy? did he use a step ladder?

[ryugu]

Your fault for offending him.

[MrAllex]

Something I thought would be hilarious to share happened when i was a junior in high school. The drama department was doing their rendition of Willy Wonka. They actually found midgets to play the Oompas and i was filming the production for the school. anyway, i pissed off one of them with a mini-me joke and he snapped and beat me like i owed him money.

It is your fault. Short people aren't funny. That's like racism except... sizism. Congratulations, you're a sizist. I am sure you deserved the beating. Oh yeah, nice job calling him an Oompa Loompa. Because out of character he STILL gets a ******ed nickname involving being vertically challenged. But I should know what he feels like. I get made fun of all the time for diabetes.

Stupid ****er.