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    Default I got my a** beat by an oompa loompa

    Something I thought would be hilarious to share happened when i was a junior in high school. The drama department was doing their rendition of Willy Wonka. They actually found midgets to play the Oompas and i was filming the production for the school. anyway, i pissed off one of them with a mini-me joke and he snapped and beat me like i owed him money.

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    That's so wrong in so many way. heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    Something I thought would be hilarious to share happened when i was a junior in high school. The drama department was doing their rendition of Willy Wonka. They actually found midgets to play the Oompas and i was filming the production for the school. anyway, i pissed off one of them with a mini-me joke and he snapped and beat me like i owed him money.
    Dude...how the hell did you get beat up by a short guy? did he use a step ladder?

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    Your fault for offending him.

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    yeah, but unfortunatly those little bastards can fight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    yeah, but unfortunatly those little bastards can fight

    You coulda I dont know....held him back with you big toe.

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    "those" little bastards.. Theyre people too, what you are saying is borderline discrimination.

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    just think of where their strike zone ends up and you'll understand more. Plus my jackass of friend tried to go WWF on his *** and ended up hitting ME with the chair...Stitches are fun.

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    That was a very bad thing you did.
    I'm still trying to figure out how he beat your @ss. Hmm.
    Next time keep those kind of comments when your alone with your friends, estupido.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    just think of where their strike zone ends up and you'll understand more. Plus my jackass of friend tried to go WWF on his *** and ended up hitting ME with the chair...Stitches are fun.

    See...now i dont belive you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryugu View Post
    "those" little bastards.. Theyre people too, what you are saying is borderline discrimination.
    Says the guy with the anti-emo avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vesper View Post
    Says the guy with the anti-emo avatar.
    Lol sorry a trend isnt a person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raeyo View Post
    as my great grandpappy said emos are people too. People who smell like turd and kick sand in your eyes when you say a chuck norris joke.


    No offence to emos. Oh and i only got to say one thing. YOU. GOT. OWNED!!!!!!!!!
    Yea I got owned a different language, what you said obviously didnt translate well into english.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
    Something I thought would be hilarious to share happened when i was a junior in high school. The drama department was doing their rendition of Willy Wonka. They actually found midgets to play the Oompas and i was filming the production for the school. anyway, i pissed off one of them with a mini-me joke and he snapped and beat me like i owed him money.
    It is your fault. Short people aren't funny. That's like racism except... sizism. Congratulations, you're a sizist. I am sure you deserved the beating. Oh yeah, nice job calling him an Oompa Loompa. Because out of character he STILL gets a ******ed nickname involving being vertically challenged. But I should know what he feels like. I get made fun of all the time for diabetes.

    Stupid ****er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryugu View Post
    Thats what ive been saying this whole topic, its discrimination, the guy is a human too..


    No offense but how the hell does some one make fun of a diabetic?
    I dunno. They say stupid crap, and as ******ed as it is, I still want to beat them up. Then beat them back down. They say stuff, not really making fun, I guess just acting superior. They are just ******s though. And they are all asses about me testing my blood sugar during class, they are all like "Does it hurt when you poke yourself like that?" I say "Sometimes" but I am thinking "Of course it does, are you ****ing ******ed?"

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    Tell them its going to hurt when you poke them. then whip out your kit and threaten them hardcore.

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