Quote Originally Posted by Cain View Post
Something I thought would be hilarious to share happened when i was a junior in high school. The drama department was doing their rendition of Willy Wonka. They actually found midgets to play the Oompas and i was filming the production for the school. anyway, i pissed off one of them with a mini-me joke and he snapped and beat me like i owed him money.
It is your fault. Short people aren't funny. That's like racism except... sizism. Congratulations, you're a sizist. I am sure you deserved the beating. Oh yeah, nice job calling him an Oompa Loompa. Because out of character he STILL gets a ******ed nickname involving being vertically challenged. But I should know what he feels like. I get made fun of all the time for diabetes.

Stupid ****er.