Coming out the closet.

[Jaydude]

I prefer the more vertical positions. Atop a precarious shelf in the corner of the attic always makes for good hiding.

Are you a closet dwarf? Ive heard of em, they hide in wait and jump the unsuspecting, yelling "AYE WEE MAAAN Yer bones be my charms!" In a Scottish accent as they disembowel you.