Da Bryan Rap
Read it and weep bitches.
Da Bryan Rap (Sidimazz ft Wicked)
Verse 1:
Bryan, you make me giggle.
Every time I see you, you make my penis wiggle.
Bryan you give me a voice inflection
And then you take a viagra, and give me a hard misdirection
I dream of looking in the mirror, and seeing your reflection
When you see me, it strikes me with fear
When you smile, I turn into a total queer
Once you deleted me off MSN
I was thinking to myself, realizing, and then
That your penis was the size of big ben
You go beyond a perfect ten
In my eyes, you could be the cock, and I could be the hen
Bryan, I wish you could take me out on a date
Just the thought causes me to **********
Then I realize it will never happen, and it leaves me in sad state
I will stand in the corner, and have the blues
Tear up a little, and look down at my shoes
Because I got this saddening news
Me and you together was just a ruse
Sometimes I think of us together, in my hollow-shaped dome
That we could have babies, a car, and a home
Then I realize, I'm just forever alone
I want you to shove something inside
When you talk to me, I blush and hide
When you ignore me, I want to go die
Then when we started hanging out, I felt sort of high
After that night, I wanted to cry
Because it's never hello, it's always goodbye.
Chorus:
Bryan, you're just so damn elite
You can tell Chris Hansen to take a seat
Everybodies on their knees kissing your feet
Everytime you decide to make a thread
People give you a shit ton of rep, while giving you head
Verse 2:
Bryan, you are the epitome of fame.
You're the sexiest person at Notre Dame
You got the money, and you spit mad game
Everyone else compared to you is lame
You're so unique, you're just not the same
Compared to you, I am ashamed to have a name
Being without you, has caused me great pain
While you're having a sunny day, I am stuck in the rain
I know you haven't noticed me, since you have many friends to select
Probably because you're too busy winning all of those Kinects
Dude, I just wish you could hang out with me and have buttsex
As I calm down, and recollect, I notice this will not happen, and I regret
Remember the time we played DOMO
I tried my best to not be a homo
Regretfully that time is no mo'
Everytime I logged into MSN, you were a no show
I noticed since that day, we haven't talked in a while
I feel like a phone that's a missing a dial
When you stop by and say hi, I get this big smile
When you stopped talking to me, I was honestly in denial
I'm not a Proclaimer but, I would walk a thousand miles
You could do anything to me, poke, touch, and defile
When I am around you it feels like heaven
When we're hanging around it feels like the plot of Oceans 11
Bryan, being without you causes depression
With all the money you have, you could fix this recession
Being without you is the harshest of life's lessons
Chorus:
Bryan, you're just so damn elite
You can tell Chris Hansen to take a seat
Everybodies on their knees kissing your feet
Everytime you decide to make a thread
People give you a shit ton of rep, while giving you head
Originally Posted by Orpheus
