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    Default Fail Stories -_-

    Made a pot of coffee this morning but in my rush to leave the house for work I forgot to pour myself a cup >_< Fail..


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    I almost left my house in the winter with no shoes on.

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    So you just didn't drink the coffee.....

    I'll just leave right now better...

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    :O .. what where u late for lol? or were u aware ?

    @marcipaans no, it was too late when i realized.

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    I hope for your sake you didn't leave it on...

    Also- this is written on my ceiling. Its supposed to say "blood" but I guess someone was too drunk to spell


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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    I hope for your sake you didn't leave it on...

    Also- this is written on my ceiling. Its supposed to say "blood" but I guess someone was too drunk to spell

    Bloob.

    and no, I wasn't late, and I wasn't aware. I just almost left with only socks on.

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    I want to attend one of Oister's parties. They sound like drunken free-for-alls where random people turn up and everyone gets a long.

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    I came into this thread expecting intelligent discussion.

    She knows how to party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murxidon View Post
    I want to attend one of Oister's parties. They sound like drunken free-for-alls where random people turn up and everyone gets a long.
    Always room for you buddy <3 And yeah, I don't play drama. If you're a drama llama you get turned away at the door haha.

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    I was rushing getting ready to work and when I get down to eat breakfast, my folks asked me why am I all rushy and dress.

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    I often get these feelings that when I wake up on weekdays from alarm clock I think that today is weekend and I don't have to go to school. Then I realize it was just some damn dream and I need to hop out of my bed asap because I am late.

    On weekends it is viceversa. I sometimes wake up nervous and hectic but then after a few seconds I realize that I am free today.

    Damn you tricky dreams

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    Made a tunafish sandwhich with pickles and onions and hotsauce, took me like 10 mins of creating this beast and then....I dropped it on the floor


    Today is gonna be a bad day.


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    5 second rule bro. You're fine as long as it doesn't look dirty or gross or fell on carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    I hope for your sake you didn't leave it on...

    Also- this is written on my ceiling. Its supposed to say "blood" but I guess someone was too drunk to spell
    I was right loaded, and spray painted stupid shit on my garage wall.

    *Arrow pointing to door knob*
    Then I tried to spell "Twist."

    /ohfck

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    Was helping my girlfriends sister in law move to a new house. Spent a good four hours unloading things, after we were done we were gonna go grab a bite to eat. So I decided to stop at home and take a quick shower. Went up stairs took a shower, got out, put on my shoes and socks. I got all the way downstairs to my living room before I realised I forgot to put the rest of my clothes on.

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    Walked out of class without my bag and only realised I didn't have it when I was sitting in my next class, don't even know how I managed to do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcipaans View Post
    I often get these feelings that when I wake up on weekdays from alarm clock I think that today is weekend and I don't have to go to school. Then I realize it was just some damn dream and I need to hop out of my bed asap because I am late.

    On weekends it is viceversa. I sometimes wake up nervous and hectic but then after a few seconds I realize that I am free today.

    Damn you tricky dreams
    It's the best feeling in the world when you wake up and think you have to get up for something and then realise you don't.

    I always do silly things like trying to put the sugar in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.

    Once when I was playing with my band I looked down and realised I forgot my bag of sticks, I started worrying and at that exact moment I dropped a stick. I played the rest of the song with one hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groteske View Post
    I came into this thread expecting intelligent discussion.
    you're new to the internet aren't you?


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