itt: we make shitty scenarios even worse.

[Oisterman]

i was thinking of one of the worst scenarios a person could ever be trapped in.

ok so youre in a desert with no water. this is a magic desert that grows asparagrus for some reason as your only food source. there is plenty of food to keep you alive, but you know from watching survivor man youre gonna have to drink your own urine.

blech.

[Paladin Catling]

I doubt drinking your own urine is going to be all that bad when you have no choice.

[shadowsworn]

does aspargus have enough water in it for you to keep making urine, period

[Paladuck]

And to make matters worse, there's no hollandaise sauce for the asparagus.

[TreyTrey12]

How about, You live in southern sanfranciso, you're in the study of your home, everyone is gone. You begin to fapfapfapfap, when all of a sudden a small earth quake happens, not only did the rumble remove your attention that someone is NOW at home, it knocked your wife's old album book off the top shelf onto the bed.

Your wife turns and opens the door, you realize the door is opening, so in reaction you jump to your feet besides the album book, revealing not only you in the nude, but a open album book, turned to...a picture of Her mother.

LOL