One million dollars.

[k3lster]

I've already been in this situation, sort of. One of the first things I did was go to a notable childrens' hospital here in London and ask how I could make a donation.

What an awfully kind man.

But anyways, even I find myself asking what to do if I had a million. I mean, it isn't really a large sum of money, but neither is it a small sum, somewhere inbetween.

buy 100 pizzas and hand them out to random people

This cracked me up 'tho.