Quote Originally Posted by TreyTrey12 View Post
Post a story from your past, funny, sad, morbid, who cares!

I remember when I dumb foundely decided to ride a bike that had no breaks, and ended up going down a really steep hill, with a busy intersection at the end of it. Mid way, I looked to my side and there was a big bush, and some grass, so i decided to bail out of it, funny enough, I got my first concussion that day too...

Ah, the joys of childhood.
Friends and I decided to go down a really steep hill on razor scooters. There was no incoming traffic but we were going down the hill at fast speeds, I tried to slow down and realized my scooter didn't have any brakes. I couldn't slow down and I tried to make a sharp turn at the corner... yeah... first concussion as well.

One of my friends couldn't stop because he was going too fast, ended up hitting a parked car, launching himself through the air, and over the fence of a neighbors yard. It was quite the distance too. That's all I saw before I went unconcious.

He had a few cuts and bruises as I did. 3rd friend jumped into a bush like you did but only ended up with a few cuts.

BEST IDEA EVER.

Another one:

My father caught me having sex with my girlfriend on top of his bed. Now that... was a bad idea. I was 13.

He beat the life out of me even more when he found out I wasn't using a condom. I always use a rubber now.