who's being funny? o.oOriginally Posted by Mashedpoturtles
-arms the assault rifle- next time those bastards ring my doorbell at 4 in the morning I'm opening fire...
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who's being funny? o.o
-arms the assault rifle- next time those bastards ring my doorbell at 4 in the morning I'm opening fire...
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Do those even still exist?
The only guy who ever comes near my house is a bible guy. I laughed in his face once, because I was at least 19 years old, and he asked me "do your parents allow you to choose your own reading material?"...
Lmfao. I was like "dude, are you ****ing kidding me?".
He gave me a jesus book and never came back.
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We don't get door-to-door salesmen except for people handing out fliers and girl scout cookie sellers. And the latter are saleswomen, you sexist pig!
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Then I found the cute to jehova witnesses. Open the door, and as soon as they speak close it.
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i keep my axe by my side
run you dirty salesmen i will do things to you that you never thought could happen to your anus
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here the cure
Live in the country side. so your not near a town
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but but i rather do things to there anus
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We had a lot of those salesmen coming, but then once my father said something, and not one salesman has come since that moment.
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That made me lol hard.
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I don't even open the door...
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We barely get salesman here thank god, we do however get people sometimes that are collecting money for some diseases like cancer etc. I just give them friendly some money cause I care about health! <3 Unless I just ordered a pizza and I need all the spare change.
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