I just jammed my thumb in a metal door

**endrien** · 08-01-2011, 06:09 PM

GOD ****ING DAMMIT. That door weighs about 40 pounds and ****ing squat my thumb like a 400lb cheerleader on the top of a pyramid.

**immabrit** · 08-01-2011, 06:13 PM

Ohh thats painful, i have had a group of cheerleaders fall on me. But they were very Hot and it had a happy ending

**Oisterman** · 08-01-2011, 06:19 PM

Go smash the other thumb too.

Then eat a bunch of glass and poop out the sunroof of a moving vehicle.

God, its great to be alive.

**Asiankid0** · 08-01-2011, 06:21 PM

ouch....

though hammer strike on thumb is....unbearable.

**endrien** · 08-01-2011, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Oisterboy

Go smash the other thumb too.

Then eat a bunch of glass and poop out the sunroof of a moving vehicle.

God, its great to be alive.

**endrien** · 08-02-2011, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by Groteske

Can I bite it?

Why yes, yes you can.

**Groteske** · 08-02-2011, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by endrien

Why yes, yes you can.

You sir know how to please a man.

**Hizumi** · 08-03-2011, 12:49 AM

**immabrit** · 08-03-2011, 01:02 AM

@thetake oh i have one of those too.

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