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    Quote Originally Posted by darknight55 View Post
    If a guy has never watched porn and if he has a girlfriend who has never watched porn. God help them with sex life.

    Porn taught me about malware/virus and pushed me to learn how to prevent them.
    Porn taught me how to search for login/pass on google.
    Porn taught me how to read web addresses to avoid suspicious weblinks.
    Porn taught me how to use multiple emails concurrently and forced me to remember multiple passwords.
    Porn taught me how to use google more efficiently.
    Porn taught me how to differentiate fake **** from real ****.
    Porn taught me how to judge a girl's real cup size (dem paddings).
    Porn gave me a better sex life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darknight55 View Post

    Porn taught me how to search for login/pass on google.
    I have a gf and you don't even wanna know how many times ive wacked off tonight when i discovered you could do this.

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    Wasn't really interested anymore, after I was 16, weird huh?xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darksin View Post
    Wasn't really interested anymore, after I was 16, weird huh?xD
    No brah, its called not having any testosterone left in you.
    You paint your nails and sit while peeing too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by immabrit View Post
    I keep my testosterone for in the tackle zone, and i train over them.
    I tackle alright..

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    Lol at people who say "no I have a girlfriend". Yeah, so does most of the rest of the world and most of those people watch porn from time to time.

    Despite what you may believe, having a girlfriend doesn't equal constant sex. For most unlucky dudes, it doesn't even equal daily sex. A lot of (men) consider cranking one out on the daily a healthy thing. Theres nothing wrong with it, unless you're doing it very wrong.

    Besides, y'all gotta find a lady to watch your porn WITH. Thats how you know you've got a keeper

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    Semi-related to topic - has anyone here seen A Serbian Film?
    newborn porn oh my god
    If you haven't, don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Lol at people who say "no I have a girlfriend". Yeah, so does most of the rest of the world and most of those people watch porn from time to time.

    Despite what you may believe, having a girlfriend doesn't equal constant sex. For most unlucky dudes, it doesn't even equal daily sex. A lot of (men) consider cranking one out on the daily a healthy thing. Theres nothing wrong with it, unless you're doing it very wrong.

    Besides, y'all gotta find a lady to watch your porn WITH. Thats how you know you've got a keeper
    Oddly enough, I am always the one turning down sex while holding a bag of ice on my crutch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    Oddly enough, I am always the one turning down sex while holding a bag of ice on my crutch.
    Aw...poor thing you injured your leg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    I am incredibly lucky then because my girl tends to be like "wow she is hot, i'd totally do her" ROFL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatashi View Post
    You're jelly that my girlfriend is Bi. Castle rocks so hard.

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    I just don't find porn entertaining at all anymore. Was fin when I was 16 or so but not anymore. I guess it's just way too overdone to my liking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olaph View Post
    What if your friends happen to be girls?
    Wouldn't that be even more awkward?? They're your friends, it's not like you'll get a mass orgy, where you're the only guy. So if you get aroused you'll be like 'ow... it always points up, never noticed??'.

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