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    Default Things you do in games that you can't do in real life

    1. You jump ridiculously high
    2. Run all day long without getting tired
    3. Roll all over the place to move faster
    4. You don't get a steel sword from killing a rabbit
    5. Chop down a tree with your bare hands, then proceed to make a pickaxe with it with your bare hands

    What else?

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    Being female!
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    Quote Originally Posted by poeticas View Post
    Being female!
    /thread .

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    Being the main character.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AioshiKoun View Post
    /thread .
    doh that is the most epic feature .
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    - If I don't like my boobies, I'll just mod them to at least cup L.
    - People think it's normal if I walk around naked.
    - I get away with murder on at least 200 federal agents.
    - I can people let run around puking and peeing themselves while being on fire. Rep for the first to guess which game this is possible in.
    - Using cats as silencers.


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    Shooting people with lasers

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    also, bodybuilders donīt eat healthy

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnOwBunZz View Post
    - If I don't like my boobies, I'll just mod them to at least cup L.
    - People think it's normal if I walk around naked.
    - I get away with murder on at least 200 federal agents.
    - I can people let run around puking and peeing themselves while being on fire. Rep for the first to guess which game this is possible in.
    - Using cats as silencers.
    it seems as if you are talking about postal 2 oh good old game
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    Make love to a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kain222 View Post
    Make love to a woman.
    so sad
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    gaining new abilities by gaining arbitrary experience points and passing arbitrary experience point levels.

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    slaughter an entire city filled with midgets.


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    owning monsters 100 times your size and getting owned by insects 100x smaller then you :P
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    Take a bullet, wait 10 seconds and walk that shit off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xWalrus View Post
    Live. Die. Live Again. Die Again. Live Again. Die Again.
    i can do that in real ... its called reincarnation.
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    Jump off a building and walk away like it's nothing.

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    Walk in anyones house, take all their shit infront of their eyes, break their stuff, move their funiture then proceed to say goodbye and walk out the front door all the while they are still thinking, what a good natured person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AioshiKoun View Post
    Im scared of you now
    Well to be fair, the thread is called "what you can do in videogames", not "what you do in videogames".

    A long period in Japan has tought me that there are many disturbing things you can do in videogames.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hian View Post
    Well to be fair, the thread is called "what you can do in videogames", not "what you do in videogames".
    I must have misread the title big time then.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SnOwBunZz View Post
    I must have misread the title big time then.

    Yeah, I misread it. The "cant't" part threw me off.

    I saw the "can't", and assumed that meant that he asked for what you "can" do in videogames.

    My fluke - I stand corrected.
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    Lol easy enough mistake. I was confused too >_<

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    Quote Originally Posted by KREVA View Post
    Laws prevent you from doing that irl.
    They don't. The laws just make it you get punished for that.


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