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  1. 09-02-2011, 02:33 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    your body is asking you to every time you wake up with morning wood.
    Morning wood is the worst. I can never go back to sleep. >_<
  2. 09-02-2011, 03:37 AM #27
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    idk whats worse....this, or that old article where a couple died from being run over by a train while having sex on train tracks
  3. 09-02-2011, 04:14 AM #28
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    Little fun fact, your testosterone peaks at 9:00 am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuturu4FA View Post
    Little fun fact, your testosterone peaks at 9:00 am.

    Out of curiosity, is that on a normal sleep schedule? Or just the same for most people?


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  5. 09-02-2011, 02:03 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Out of curiosity, is that on a normal sleep schedule? Or just the same for most people?
    I believe it's on a normal sleeping schedule. Cause we all know you don't wake up until about 1pm. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by KREVA View Post
    I believe it's on a normal sleeping schedule. Cause we all know you don't wake up until about 1pm. :P
    Haha you got it all wrong yo. I'm up at 7 AM and in bed at 9 .

    Early to bed, early to rise. Its how I've always been for some stupid reason.


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  7. 09-02-2011, 02:26 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Haha you got it all wrong yo. I'm up at 7 AM and in bed at 9 .

    Early to bed, early to rise. Its how I've always been for some stupid reason.
    :P I'm pretty much the same. Except... 5:15am for work & in bed by 10pm.
  8. 09-02-2011, 05:47 PM #33
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    If not in Japan then only in Brazil.

    But haha! After the third time I lose interest in myself. I'm not that interesting.

    She knows how to party.
  9. 09-02-2011, 05:48 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groteske View Post
    If not in Japan then only in Brazil.

    But haha! After the third time I lose interest in myself. I'm not that interesting.
    you need any help ;P
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    DAMN my record was 4 times in 1 day. And that was like me forcing myself to do it...just a thought, I bet he died with his pants down, hand on penis in front of his computer screen xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetake View Post
    DAMN my record was 4 times in 1 day. And that was like me forcing myself to do it...just a thought, I bet he died with his pants down, hand on penis in front of his computer screen xD
    6 Times in 1 day, spread out throughout the day, with GF...
    lets just say I didn't want it after 3...
  12. 09-04-2011, 06:50 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by kuturu4FA View Post
    6 Times in 1 day, spread out throughout the day, with GF...
    lets just say I didn't want it after 3...
    thats cheating lol
  13. 09-04-2011, 06:54 AM #38
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    Good show sir, Good show!
  14. 09-04-2011, 07:34 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abhorsen View Post
    thats cheating lol
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