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    If i tried to ********** 42 times in one day, i think i would pull my penis right off. lol

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    Lol'd

    but the decision came too late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuturu4FA View Post
    Lol'd


    but the decision came too late.

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    I can't see this thread.

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    Fatality....

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    'Who' said masturbation was healthy?!
    The pic of the article was bothersome...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleet View Post
    'Who' said masturbation was healthy?!
    Proof that anything in excess is unhealthy.

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    I know it's sad when anyone dies, but.

    Jesus, how the hell did he manage that? o_o

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    giggidy gross.

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    So who counted the 42 times?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speed View Post
    So who counted the 42 times?
    Mind blown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speed View Post
    So who counted the 42 times?
    Yeah seriously I always lose track around number 30.

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    he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age
    If I meet a woman with the wrong type of texture physics, it's a total bone-kill for me.

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    death by masterbation o.0 wow

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    well the kid from Brazil. i bet he stop eatting for while 2

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    chafing can also refer to irritated skin. This is caused by constant rubbing of another part of the skin—two thighs, for example. Chafing can also be caused by sweat between the skin.

    . .

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    well thats an interesting death..



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    How do people do willingly do it so much? I don't think I ********** enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by illgamez View Post
    How do people do willingly do it so much? I don't think I ********** enough.
    your body is asking you to every time you wake up with morning wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    your body is asking you to every time you wake up with morning wood.
    Morning wood is the worst. I can never go back to sleep. >_<

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