Consider the life of a Michigan prisoner. They get three square meals a day. Access to free health care. Internet. Cable television. Access to a library. A weight room. Computer lab. They can earn a degree. A roof over their heads. Clothing. Everything we just listed we DO NOT provide to our school children.
Sounds great they he words it like that, but it's not.

3 meals a day = processed tasteless crap don't like it? Well you can starve.
Free health care = your cellmate just ***-***** you. bit of butt ointment there you go tiger, get back to it.
Internet/cable TV = monitored and only for people with short sentences
earn a degree = waiting lists, not everyone can
roof = no roof, prisoners escaping durr
clothing = fashionable itchy orange clothing so cool yo