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    Default I almost died today.

    Today, I was playing Minecraft on my laptop, sitting at a computer table right next to a wall (my shoulder is against the wall). Anyways, I'm just playing MC, minding my own business, when a beige spider pops out from behind my computer, right next to my shoulder. We locked eyes for 3 minutes or so, then I realized that I was looking at a spider so my nipples went hard, I rolled my chair as hard as I could, but carefully as to not damage my laptop, the spider fell off the wall which was mortifying, and then I jumped off the chair, kicked it mid air to gain speed, landed on my mattress, did an epic backwards summersault, landed on the ground and ran up the stairs, grabbed a sweeper but it was gone when I got there. I switched locations and now I can't play MC properly because for one, I had no other desk to put the laptop on, so I have to put my mouse on my lap so I can't control my character as well as I'd like to.

    All this because of a spider.

    Why are they so scary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezuka View Post
    then I realized that I was looking at a spider so my nipples went hard
    I... see...

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    Ok peter parker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawliet1 View Post
    Ok peter parker.
    That doesn't make any sense.

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