ITT: Eating Accidents

[Jaydude]

Post accidents you hate when eating.

Ill start with, I hate when you bite the inside of you're cheek with your back teeth, HOT DAMN that hurts, sometimes I bite so hard I feel the tissue crush lets just say I sounded like a mental patient going "OOOoooooaaahhhhoooo"

[$$$]

Jelly beans. Think it's grape. Actually rotten aardvark faeces.

[Xenonight2]

One time I ate shrimp, even though shrimp farming and fishing are oftentimes one of the most environmentally destructive things humans do to the sea, between bottom trawling pollution, fishing pollution, salination of the water and soil, destruction of mangrove forests (extremely vital to the ecosystems and preventing erosion), and greatly depleting important biomass in the oceans to potentially unrecoverable levels.

It's bad for the environment, and it's bad for the 1/3rd of the world who rely on fish products for their animal protein.

[Oisterman]

Chick-peas.

Worst eating mistake.

[Deimos]

when youre eating chinese take-out and you get the surprise pork ball thats just a ball of gristle in batter and like chewing on a bouncy-ball.

hooray. GAG.

[Abhorsen]

not really a accident but i hate it if u gotto wash your hands while your hands are dirty from, lets say eating spareribs lol, u try to open the water tap with the side of your hand but that never works so u gotto do it with your sauce covered hands, then u finished washing your hands and your hands get dirty again upon closing the tap because sause got on the tap, and u try to trow some water at the tap it but its too greasy to wash it off that easy. then u put some soap on it and trow some more water at it and your whole kitchen is getting under the water and soap. u wash your hands again to get the soap of but now the tap is still too slippery because the soap replaced where the sauce was and it didnt went off properly.

3 hours later.. and thats why u should always prepare some napkins before u go eat greasy stuff with your hands. lol

[Orpheus]

I have a tendency of knocking over glasses filled with liquid while eating. And they always break. Drop it from full height? No problem, it bounces for a while and nothing happens. Knock it over on the table? Destroyed.

[xWalrus]

not really a accident but i hate it if u gotto wash your hands while your hands are dirty from, lets say eating spareribs lol, u try to open the water tap with the side of your hand but that never works so u gotto do it with your sauce covered hands, then u finished washing your hands and your hands get dirty again upon closing the tap because sause got on the tap, and u try to trow some water at the tap it but its too greasy to wash it off that easy. then u put some soap on it and trow some more water at it and your whole kitchen is getting under the water and soap. u wash your hands again to get the soap of but now the tap is still too slippery because the soap replaced where the sauce was and it didnt went off properly.

3 hours later.. and thats why u should always prepare some napkins before u go eat greasy stuff with your hands. lol

No, it's why you should never hold food with every single finger.

[shadowsun50]

When I accidentally chew on Lloyd's tail.

[Wicked315]

I hate when I try to eat something... and move the fork closer to my mouth, sweet victory..

Close my eyes to take a bite...

Food falls off fork. Bite the fork and taste no food.

Open eyes and see family staring at your idiocy. Cry in corner.

[xWalrus]

I like it when I'm eating yogurt and then my Pikachu ***** slaps me and takes it.

[Kw1q51lv3r_Vorian]

When I forget to take cutlery and MacGyver a s**** out of a corner of the styrofoam box the food came in.