I have a tendency of knocking over glasses filled with liquid while eating. And they always break. Drop it from full height? No problem, it bounces for a while and nothing happens. Knock it over on the table? Destroyed.
I hate when I try to eat something... and move the fork closer to my mouth, sweet victory.. Close my eyes to take a bite... Food falls off fork. Bite the fork and taste no food. Open eyes and see family staring at your idiocy. Cry in corner.
I like it when I'm eating yogurt and then my Pikachu ***** slaps me and takes it.
When I forget to take cutlery and MacGyver a s**** out of a corner of the styrofoam box the food came in.
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