ermmm....

"What the hell is this? The blind leading the deaf?"
"do not ever use the scalpel first unless there is no other way"
"If he can't love me at my worst he doesn't deserve me at my best"
"under the right circumstances anyone can become a killer"
"If he'll still sleep with you after seeing you on your period it's not just lust"
"you're supposed to open your mouth so he can put his tongue in"
"life is short do not spend it eating food you don't like."


there were some others I'm sure.