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Thread: Ways to Compliment and Insult Girls At The Same Time!

  1. 12-02-2011, 08:33 PM #1
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    You're looking great today! It's amazing what make-up can do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xindreamsx View Post
    "That mustache is totally great... if you are a *********"
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    I actually saw this on a pick-up line site ages ago.

    "Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away."
  4. 12-02-2011, 08:38 PM #4
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    I want to take you home. My sandwiches won't make themselves.
  5. 12-02-2011, 09:09 PM #5
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    Husband sitting at the couch watching TV...
    Wife looks at the mirror and says: I am sooo ugly at least you say some sort of compliment...
    Husband: You know your eyesight is awesome!
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  6. 12-03-2011, 12:42 AM #6
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    Now why would you want to do that?
  7. 12-03-2011, 12:56 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gurenbanka View Post
    I actually saw this on a pick-up line site ages ago.

    "Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away."
    I am so using this on my girlfriend. Bwahahahah
  8. 12-03-2011, 01:20 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    I am so using this on my girlfriend. Bwahahahah
    I just did, lol.
  9. 12-03-2011, 02:34 AM #9
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    You're looking great today, way better than your friend.
  10. 12-03-2011, 10:07 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by zaberisk2 View Post
    also, bodybuilders donīt eat healthy
  11. 12-03-2011, 02:30 PM #11
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  12. 12-03-2011, 04:21 PM #12
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    You look great from behind.


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    want to ****?


    (its also a compliment because she's **** worthy)
  14. 12-03-2011, 05:39 PM #14
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    you have a pretty face for a fat girl.
  16. 12-04-2011, 12:59 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    I am so using this on my girlfriend. Bwahahahah
    Glad you liked it that much Xeno. Much love. <3
  17. 12-04-2011, 05:57 AM #17
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    You look just like your mother.

    Quote Originally Posted by TreyTrey12 View Post
    You're looking great today, way better than your friend.
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