I just read your article about how Pokemon is Satan
trying to drag me into his forbidden arts by the means
of making it seem entertaining. I must say that you
have saved me from a life of ignorance. If it weren't
for your article I would have never realized how
idiotic you all really are. I really can't believe
that you think Pokemon was made by Satan. That is by
far one of the stupidest things I have ever had my
misfortune to hear. Oh and did you ever stop to think
that maybe, just maybe, Wizards of the Coast is just a
name. I'm pretty sure a group of wizards didn't get
together to make a card game or two. Once I finish
learning my wizardy skills I'll start blasting fire
balls at all those bastards at school who call
themselves Christians. What a mockery that is. By
the way, I have brought my spirit out in an attempt to
harm you through this email. The most that'll happen
is you'll get a stomach ache, but hey, I'm still in
training...
