didnt get the first one but LOL! at second one

I think I speak on behalf of the world when I say that discrimination against lamps must stop. Lamps are a fundamental part of our society and it is unacceptable to use them as a food supply. This must stop, if not we risk the extinction of lamps due to our greediness of this so called 'delicacy' of lamp stew. Yes it tastes tremendously nice but is it really that hard to resist an empty stomach without lamp soup? Please, find to goodness in your heart and stop eating lamps. Thank you.