You are on the bus and all you have left is 1 bottle of coke and a bottle of pepsi

[Cingal]

Combine the two, the combined acids will burn the chains.

[Phobia]

Something has to be done before these threads become to face of the General section.

[Jakuza]

As I kept reading the OP's post I laughed more and more.

I'd take both bottles and use it to put out as much fire as possible and try to escape.

[KEV1N]

[ApocaRUFF]

You guys are silly. Everyone knows that if you combine Pepsi and Coca-Cola with urine, you get a massive flood of foam that will instantly put out the flames. Everyone knows that.

[SqueezyTime]

srsly who didn't know this?

[Avarance]

THREDOF THE YEAR!!!

Who's with me??

definitely, i actually laughed out loud (for real) when i opened the thread

cheers

[Bad Hamster]

I'd throw both of the bottles in the fire and ignite it further so I'll die faster. If I'm gonna die either way, why would I drink something that isn't cold and die a slow death?

[Bryan]

These threads are getting redonkulous. >_>

[Songz]

I'd be making amends with my life. Why the hell would I give a crap about what bottle of what is in front of me while I'm about to die?! That's wasted flashback time before the inferno evokes my body.

[supersonix9]

Is this a new ozz I see?

[SnOwBunZz]

Is this a new ozz I see?

Nah, the new ozz is duby and he's been calm for a bit now.

[olaph]

I would drink both because I'm a thirsty bastard.