You arrive home and your pet dog says "Son? sit down. We need to talk.."
Say you have a wonderful pet dog. Then one day you come home and your pet dog is sitting there on the couch like this. Then your pet dog talks and says "Son? Sit down. We need to talk… "
He says he is your REAL FATHER.
Do you a) Accept you are a HUDOG??? or b) Fight back and protest you are All Human?! or what do you do and why?!?!