how many times have you been pooped on by a bird?

[Oisterman]

I never have and I feel like I'm overdue.

[SnOwBunZz]

I have no shitty experiences with birds so far.

[$$$]

Once, on the shoulder. Was wearing a jacket though so I just took it off.

[SqueezyTime]

That's never happened to me :o.. I'd probably throw poop at it back.. ew that's really gross..

[SnOwBunZz]

I'd probably throw poop at it back.. ew that's really gross..

That's not very kawaii desu.

[postrook]

never, thankfully. I keep expecting it to happen, though.

[duby]

i dont go outside much so...nope no poop from the birds to me.

[Xenonight2]

I would kill the pigeon that would dare poop on me!

[endrien]

Twice, in right around the same place at my school two consecutive years. ****in seagulls.

[Ouriel]

Reading some of the posts and laughing really hard.

However, I think I've been pooped by a bird once or twice, twice I believe. The first if I remember correctly, the bird pooped on my shoulder and the second time, while hanging out with my friends doing something, a wild bird out of nowhere spotting my head, back of my head and probably saying "Guys, this shit's going down" and there I notice something on my head, at first, I didn't notice it was a poop from a bird, but a few moments starting to itch my head and I notice something white on my heads and there was it, the poop of the bird. :<