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[Oisterman]

Well?



Turd sandwich gets my vote. Giant douche is funny, because its giant, but its only an enlarged size. Turds never belong in a sandwich, which makes it much funnier than a giant douche. I mean, who am I to judge. There could be someone out there in need of a giant douche. But nobody needs a turd sandwich.

[duby]

ill wait for a ham and cheese sandwich

[SnOwBunZz]

I don't like turds in my sandwiches anymore... last time I tried it backfired on me.

[$$$]

I think the beauty of the Giant Douche lies in its simplicity. Turd Sandwich has an almost arbitrary complexity that I just don't think I can get behind. It's random, but it's a little too random. It almost seems desperately random. Why Turd Sandwich? Turd Taco or even Turd Popsicle would have been much better Turd options, in my opinion. Whereas there is no distrust, no possible trickery in a Giant Douche.

Sure, Turd Sandwich is more exciting, but is excitement really what we're looking for? I think stability is far more important.


Vote Giant Douche, 2012.

[NYR0]

How about a giant douche sandwich?