Get your feelings hurt

[Chiyeon]

Rules of the thread:
(a) Post in-game screenies. (any game)
(b) Let those creative juices overflow (doesn't have to be TL;DR)
(c) Attack where it will hurt the most (yes)

Sample:

Reviren's innocent eyes deceive the men and women that he tries to lure in with his voluptuous thighs, for behind those chocolate caramel pools of ocular matter, there is a psychopathic madman at heart. The blue gem shines with the souls of the many virgins who he has violated. To extract the soul, he pulls out the teeth of his targets with a forceps and maneuvers his tongue into the open gum wounds. Reviren wears pants that have a large flap to hide his nonexistent girth down under. Reviren is occasionally seen swinging a wooden broom out and jabbing the air with it. He does this to pay homage to his life before he became insane, when he was a transvestite maid who cleaned the bathrooms of the rich and famous, his first targets. Reviren, like all paladins has stolen the bear from a myrmidon lover. The identity of Reviren's myrmidon lover is unknown. Perhaps it is Tylerkarp. Further investigation is needed.

I stole it on the internetz

[Oisterman]

No :c

[Xenonight2]

My feelings are quite fine unhurt, thank u very much

[Chiyeon]

b-b-but I. ughh.. am ready for this ;_____;
Character deviation:

[Jaydude]

b-b-but I. ughh.. am ready for this ;_____;
Character deviation:

She knows where the boys are , Probably unspeakable acts...

[SloveenEfsei]

She knows where the boys are , Probably unspeakable acts...

yes. doing unspeakable acts...

[Songz]

I don't understand half the 'ish that goes on in these forums anymore. It's almost as if I'm not reading in the correct language.

[KaiotakiBun]

I don't understand half the 'ish that goes on in these forums anymore. It's almost as if I'm not reading in the correct language.

i hope this helps you.