you may have heard that they're going to ban wombats. Yes, I know, it's very shocking. Here is some of the propaganda that President Obama is using to support his banning of wombats.

People own too many wombats, and they are causing accidents and being stolen. this is ridiculous. One can never have too many wombats.

It's too easy for anyone to get their hands on a wombat.




I'm sorry, I was busy looking at pictures of wombats, what?

wombats!