Q:Whats a difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?
A:Ones a sick duck, I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mothers a *****.
Your turn!
Reputation: 19
The Best threat against a mother you've ever heard.
Q:Whats a difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?
A:Ones a sick duck, I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mothers a *****.
Your turn!
Reputation: 71
I'll cut off your mom's balls and play basketball with her legs in the air.Originally Posted by AlexanderVB
Oh dam.. this is like jokes. I thought you meant real threats >.>\
Your mama's such a mama.. she's a mama... BURNT
Reputation: 10
w...t...f...?
Reputation: 5
Your momma's so ugly, she got stabbed, and it hurt.
Ohh!
Reputation: 10
best joke ever
Reputation: 39
So your mom invited me over for dinner the other night. I asked her what was for dinner, she spread her legs and said "Crabs".
Reputation: 21
Yo mumma so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Ooooooooooh snap!
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