Shadow feels the Need to Rant.

[Shadow of The Lost Empire]

This, is about that new Bomberman: Act Zero game.

Next Gen Facelift = ******ed.
He looks like some hardcore failed Halo character.
The storyline is terrible.
The game play is EXACTLY THE SAME.

See, when I first saw it, I was pretty pissed at how they killed our, Ahem, 'Chibi' Bomberman, but I pushed that aside and decided to take a peak into it.

I was even more pissed off. The story is basically, you're trapped and have to blow up random shit, then when you get to the surface THEN WHAT? BLOW EVERYONE UP?! OKAY!

Not like 'save the world! Gotta keep evil bombermen from killing us!' kinda shit.

They turned our sweet loveable bomberman into a killing super weapon.

Another crap point is, the 'first person' bombing, doesn't give you a whole grenade launcher that's tons'o'fun it's just a slightly closer up version of dropping little bombs that look like EMP's on the ground.

It's depressing.
This Next Gen Facelift Shit needs to STOP.
I take blaim to Microsoft and the natural creators of Bomberman.
Mostly Microsoft.

They didn't screw with Sonic the Hedgehog did they? (Sept giving Shadow some new toys... which wasn't as bad as people keep bitching.)

I think some people would agree the new look was 'interesting'
and some would say that it's '****ing ******ed' <-- that'd be me.

But honestly, it's just taking a good thing, screwing it up, and putting a $60.00 label on it. Good job.

[Slipknotmaggot]

im not gonna bother reading it...

[shade45]

im not gonna bother reading it...

If you're not gonna bother reading, don't bother replying either; simple as that.

[gigabit]

Moral of the story children is that sometimes people who make games shove giant silver sporks up their asses, and that makes them hurry to make the game, which makes the game bad.

Nous sommes a onrpg.

[TheJESTERJ]

STOP TEH BLAEMING ON TEH MICROSOFT!

The ****ing creators wouldn't let this happen if they really wanted to keep bombermans "chibi"ness, they agreed to it end of story. I agree the game sucks, but don't blame Microsoft for publishing a game.


P.S.: I thought this rant was an upcoming attack on Chuck Norris, but this is even more depressing.

P.S.S: Yeah, the game sucks, badly. It dosen't deserve the title of next gen, but w/e. Like I always say, Stop blaming Microsoft.