Shadow feels the Need to Rant.

[Shadow of The Lost Empire]

This, is about that new Bomberman: Act Zero game.

Next Gen Facelift = ******ed.
He looks like some hardcore failed Halo character.
The storyline is terrible.
The game play is EXACTLY THE SAME.

See, when I first saw it, I was pretty pissed at how they killed our, Ahem, 'Chibi' Bomberman, but I pushed that aside and decided to take a peak into it.

I was even more pissed off. The story is basically, you're trapped and have to blow up random shit, then when you get to the surface THEN WHAT? BLOW EVERYONE UP?! OKAY!

Not like 'save the world! Gotta keep evil bombermen from killing us!' kinda shit.

They turned our sweet loveable bomberman into a killing super weapon.

Another crap point is, the 'first person' bombing, doesn't give you a whole grenade launcher that's tons'o'fun it's just a slightly closer up version of dropping little bombs that look like EMP's on the ground.

It's depressing.
This Next Gen Facelift Shit needs to STOP.
I take blaim to Microsoft and the natural creators of Bomberman.
Mostly Microsoft.

They didn't screw with Sonic the Hedgehog did they? (Sept giving Shadow some new toys... which wasn't as bad as people keep bitching.)

I think some people would agree the new look was 'interesting'
and some would say that it's '****ing ******ed' <-- that'd be me.

But honestly, it's just taking a good thing, screwing it up, and putting a $60.00 label on it. Good job.

[Slipknotmaggot]

im not gonna bother reading it...

[TheJESTERJ]

STOP TEH BLAEMING ON TEH MICROSOFT!

The ****ing creators wouldn't let this happen if they really wanted to keep bombermans "chibi"ness, they agreed to it end of story. I agree the game sucks, but don't blame Microsoft for publishing a game.


P.S.: I thought this rant was an upcoming attack on Chuck Norris, but this is even more depressing.

P.S.S: Yeah, the game sucks, badly. It dosen't deserve the title of next gen, but w/e. Like I always say, Stop blaming Microsoft.

[shade45]

im not gonna bother reading it...

If you're not gonna bother reading, don't bother replying either; simple as that.

[gigabit]

Moral of the story children is that sometimes people who make games shove giant silver sporks up their asses, and that makes them hurry to make the game, which makes the game bad.

Nous sommes a onrpg.

[gigabit]

How the shit does that help?

That's almost as bad as what he posted.



Lemme break down a nice little chart.

97% of time spent -- Ruining the game
3% of time spent -- getting paid to ruin the game

what aboot the games that are the goods? just accidents?

[shade45]

How the shit does that help?

That's almost as bad as what he posted.

Almost! But not quite. Just tired of people posting meaningles replies like that just to get +1. I know you're gonna say that's pretty much what I did but I was just pointing out to him that posts liek that are useless so that he'd know for next time. And I would've posted something on the topic (which I read unlike him) but I couldn't find anything to say so I just stayed quiet instead of going "Oh yeah on topic, I agree"

[Betapenguin]

they killed bomberman, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
KAAAHHHHNNNN!!!!!!
ah vell, I guess we will have to stick with the good old chibi bomberman...
but hmmm....

KAAAHHHHNNNN!!!!!! nah, actually MMIIIIIICCRRROSSOOFFFFFFFTTT!!!!!!... how do you say TTT? tuhtuhtuh? you would say muhmuhiiiiiiiiicuhcuhrururuossoo (oo? oo like ook? microsooft?) fffffffffftuhtuhtuh

[arbalesto]

The only Megman's I played was Legends 1 and 2 and they were hella awesome! I have to wonder though, are they like the other Megamans because another one I played for GBA was more side scroller like.

On Topic: I didn't play the game but it definetly looks like crap. Old style Megaman looked 20x better even on the older consoles.

[Slipknotmaggot]

Almost! But not quite. Just tired of people posting meaningles replies like that just to get +1. I know you're gonna say that's pretty much what I did but I was just pointing out to him that posts liek that are useless so that he'd know for next time. And I would've posted something on the topic (which I read unlike him) but I couldn't find anything to say so I just stayed quiet instead of going "Oh yeah on topic, I agree"

i read it actually.... and i could careless about the 1+ i jus posted that to bust his chops.

[Raiyne]

The only Megman's I played was Legends 1 and 2 and they were hella awesome! I have to wonder though, are they like the other Megamans because another one I played for GBA was more side scroller like.

On Topic: I didn't play the game but it definetly looks like crap. Old style Megaman looked 20x better even on the older consoles.

Naw thats Megaman, this bomberman... ya know, that cute guy with no mouth dropping bombs in the 2D topdown game...