Turns out that the US govt shutdown just caused 300 people to get infected with Salmonella due to chickens not being inspected!!!
http://www.nbcnews.com/video/nightly...9326/#53239326
Now that chickens are infected... Would u panic if you were SURROUNDED by 1,000 uninspected salmonella chickens and prawns???? or wud u be calm and just say "cmon salmonella come get some k?"
You have a knife and u are surrounded by infected chickens!!! DO YOU PANIC???!?!
killer chickens
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