review games in 20 words or less

[postrook]

edit: oops, I MEANT to write "review games in 20 words or less" can a kind mod change that for me.

battlefield 3's single player is hella dumb. bad writing, bad scripting. nice graphics and sound wasted on a bad game.

assassin's creed 3 ain't so bad. pretty and immersive, surprisingly decent writing. not sure why people hate it so far

[Orpheus]

FFXIV feels like a generic MMORPG, but the polished kind of generic, which is good.

[postrook]

the best part of assbro is the lairs of romulus, make another sands of time style game basically plz

[ApocaRUFF]

Here's mine for Mortal Online:

Dicks, dicks everywhere! Why are there so many dicks?!


Note: The game has full nudity, so if you're wearing nothing, your private parts show. They've recently added an option to turn off nudity, tho.

[postrook]

uncharted 3 is fun while you're playing it, but afterwards you wonder why. the writing is really boring.

if you like heavy metal play brutal legend. brilliant art, humour, music... the rts part is ehh, but whatever.

[Z0MBiE]

Bastion: Beat stuff up while listening to some croaky voiced bloke tell you what you're doing.