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    Default Bacon Hurts Your Sperm


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    I didn't want to have kids anyway *shrugs*

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    Oh well, we've been eating bacon for a long time and it's not hurt the human race so far.

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    Lol bacon and pork is pretty unhealthy. Not too surprised.

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    Well, it's not like I have any sperm to begin with....

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    And the other factors such as race, physical activity, genetics?

    Considering we haven't suddenly gone extinct since the discovery of processed meats, I'd say this whole study is false due to the failure to examine factors that would actually contribute to something like this.

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    So bacon is male birth control.

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    Only weirdos want children anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by postrook View Post
    I didn't want to have kids anyway *shrugs*
    Yea same here bro. Maybe in the dissent future but i doubt it. I dont want to pass on my sickness to a child and make him sick all his life.

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    I put my sperms on a bacon and they just sat there all quiet like they normally do and didn't even scream.

    Myth busted.

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    This is an understatement: This research hurts my sperm.

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    Bacon is more important then kids anyway~

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    U.K. bacon is ridiculously better than american bacon.

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