Bacon Hurts Your Sperm

[Kamilla]

Well, it's not like I have any sperm to begin with....

[Arri]

And the other factors such as race, physical activity, genetics?

Considering we haven't suddenly gone extinct since the discovery of processed meats, I'd say this whole study is false due to the failure to examine factors that would actually contribute to something like this.

[Xenonight2]

So bacon is male birth control.

[Bacn]

Only weirdos want children anyway.