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    Default Jesus was a Chick

    lol I have no evidence but what if he was whats the truth....what do you think....you cant always believe what you see in the pictures
    just work with me and imagine *open your mind*

    Just like no one knows if adam and eve were black or white hell they were proboly chinese-ROFL

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    I can't believe people do religious wars in this forum

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    Jesus has a beard. duh!

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    Russian women have mustaches or was it german i forgot.

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    NEWSFLASH

    Not everyone believes in Christianity or any of its various branches.

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    No, I do not believe Christ was a female. The Bible says he wasn't, and that's why I believe it. Hell, if I didn't believe everything in the Bible then I could not honestly say that I am a Christian.

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    If Jesus even existed, I'm 99.9% positive he was male. I'm pretty sure that if Jesus were a female the view on women would have been completely different back then. Also, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't disrespect their savior so much to the point of making a religion based upon him, but calling him by a different gender.

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    carlos mencia says jesus well god was a chick so yes.

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    My jedi senses... They sense a flame war brewing... Close quickly or doom we shall all.

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    Just messing around with religion....dont take it so seriously str1der...

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    Well, I am and I'm not. You asked a question, and I answered, but maybe a bit too harsh.

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    Message boards aren't complete without utterly stupid topics. Congratulations, OnRPG has just become a succesful forum.

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    graven stop asking these religious questions you may suddenly offend someone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stabkiller0 View Post
    graven stop asking these religious questions you may suddenly offend someone
    Offend some one with religion topics?

    You sir, are crazy...

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    why do people always like to say you sir ______

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stabkiller0 View Post
    why do people always like to say you sir ______
    I have no idea...

    It just kind of seemed fit...

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    How does it fit in?

    Ok im going offtopic sorry

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    I still go with the theory that Hitler wrote the bible and payed every info-spreadin-guy in the world to tell people that it was jebus who wrote it o.0

    Heh, not meaning to offend anyone or anything, I don't really believe in god.

    off-topicish: Funny story in MS, I saw a dead guy floatin' around his grave, and his name was JebusSaveMe, hehe where's a jebus when you need one >.>

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    if jesus was a woman then damn thats some good makeup he put on at the last supper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramstien View Post
    Jeus counldnt've been a woman.

    It says "SON of god", you freakin moron.
    Well, in the Declaration of Independence, it says all men are created equal. What about the women? :o

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    Women aren't equal, obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramstien View Post
    Women aren't equal, obviously.
    What was the point of that?

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    Thats an insult to woman lol..
    Wait till you see all the feminist coming after you =P

    Oh well don't really believe religious stuff (kind of want freedom from all the many different Gods people pray to, because we don't even know which God is the right one -.-||)

    But I'm guessing Jesus isn't a male nor a female... More like an angel? Maybe he doesn't have a gender, more of angelic qualities or something...

    EDIT: I know this sounds stupid but maybe Chris Angel had JEsus blood lol... Just watched a series of his mindfreak and its freakish.

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    no i dont belive jesus was a femal even though i do belive the christion churches have warped and changed the bible into something it wasnt meant to be but since were on the topic of imagine it lets just say that the church had reighn over how many bibles were made and how they were made
    why do u think we have the new and old testiment?
    ti do belive the churches have changed many things in that book

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stabkiller0 View Post
    why do people always like to say you sir ______

    My dear sir, I kindly ask you to understand that the grammar police union (GPU) have the accurate allocations to allow the usage of the word sir, to declare enivitamy.


    On Topic: Jesus did exist, however, he was a man. Even to add that, the religious controversy was not over his existance, rather if he was the son of god or not.

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