Ricky I saw what you were doing

[ApocaRUFF]

1)Get caught masturbating by mom
2)Receive magically huge penis
3)???
4)Profit.

[Jin-Roh]

1)Get caught masturbating by mom
2)Receive magically huge penis
3)???
4)Profit.

Well according to all of these emails I get, it's as simple as:

1)Take miracle pill that somehow defies science.
2)Receive physically impossible massive penis.
3)???
4)Live like a god.

[FarmerM]

Step 3 is wielding it like the hammer of Thor and conquering all the lands of Hyboria.

[duby]

coming soon to motion pictures. Ricky and the god like penis. Watch him as he conquers all of Hyboria.